just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a fucking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
jESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT
AND YOU WONDER WHY I HAVE IRRATIONAL FEAR OF HIM
Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.
No queen should rule without her trusty penis knife.
Catherine the Great: “is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Grigory Orlov: *pulls out knife*
Catherine: “OH MY GOD IT’S BOTH”